Dearest Connoisseurs of the Funkiest and Freshest Flavors in Town -
This week's Runner-Up is the one and only gorgeous GARLIC SCAPE !! These long, looping ladies grace the market tables once a year.....just a few weeks before the glorious garlic harvest! Garlic Scapes resemble a swan's neck as they sexily shoot up from the middle of the garlic stalk with the intention of making a flower (or seed head) so that pro-creation can occur. The farmer must remove the scape in order to send all the energy of the plant back to the bulb. This ensures fat bulbs come harvest time in July. Although the garlic bulb is the main crop, the garlic scape is a delicious bonus!!! They have an incredibly smooth and mild garlic flavor that adds a wonderful dimension to any dish. Chop them up and use them like a spring onion OR substitute them for garlic cloves in your next batch of pesto!! They can be eaten raw or cooked and their versatility makes them a "must have". We harvest them into nice big bunches for only $2!! It's the sexiest deal in town......
This week's Grand-Prize-Winner will blow your freakin' mind. Brace yourselves for the one and only CYLINDRA BEET!!!! Hot Diggity Dog!!!....these girls put me over the edge. I (like you) adore beets, but this aint no ordinary beet!! These burgundy bold beauties have an elongated body dense with sweet rich flesh. Their unique shape make them an absolute oddity, but a delicious one at that! Despite their sexy and tasty disposition, you cannot help but find them somewhat humorous. They are the "wiener dog" of the beet world. I often joke that you could roast em' whole, stick em' between a hot dog bun, douse em' in mustard and your kids would never know the difference!! However you choose to fix em', your taste buds will undoubtedly be pleased. I suggest roasting or steaming them whole in a little lemon juice and olive oil until tender. Let them cool slightly and their skins will slide right off. Cube em' and chill em' then put them over a wonderful bed of farm-fresh greens (our "sex in a bowl" salad mix should suffice). Finish your masterpiece off with gobs of fresh sheep's milk cheese from Green Dirt Farm and a delicious dressing of your choice. (Other "local" additions may include hard-boiled farm-fresh eggs & toasted Missouri Pecans).
SEXY Photos are attached. You know the drill - print them out, blow them up, and plaster them all over the men's room!
OFFERINGS:
*BODACIOUS BEETS (in Cylindra, Chiogga, and Detroit Dark Red)
*LUSCIOUS LETTUCE HEADS (in assorted gourmet varieties)
* Red Velvet Lover's Gourmet Lettuce Mix
*JAPANESE Giant Red MUSTARDS
* Succulent Braising Mix (with baby kale and baby swiss chard)
*Peppery & Perfect ARUGULA
*Fresh PARSLEY
*"Sex in a Bowl" Signature Salad Mix
916 SW State Route 13, Leeton, MO 64761
yopjmiller7569@yahoo.com
"We purchase innoculated mushroom blocks from a Certified Organic supplier and place them in our growing trailer & cellar. There we water & harvest & get them to market as fresh as possible. We grow SHITAKE & OYSTER MUSHROOMS. We also have over 100 laying hens that produce wonderful, fresh, brown FREE-RANGE EGGS. We do our best to REUSE, RECYCLE and REPURPOSE our RESOURCES."
OFFERINGS:
"Life is too short to eat grocery store cheeses! Green Dirt Farm, LLC invites you to try our HANDCRAFTED ARTISANAL SHEEP CHEESES created with milk from our very own PASTURED ewes. You can be assured of a richness and depth of flavor unique to the rolling bluffs of Weston, MO. Also on the menu is 100% GRASS-FED LAMB which is of unsurpassed quality, tenderness, and flavor."