BADSEED Funky Friday the 13th Farmers' Market - KCMO @ 4-8pm @ 19th & McGee - 20120113

Dearest Eaters -

I am HIGH!!!  High as a freakin' kite...(and not on no drug).  I am HIGH out of my mind off of HIGH SPEED INTERNET.  

I'm flyin' through the internet waves at lightining speed...googlin' this and googlin' that...pages loading at a blink of an eyeball...and my maxed-out "farmer brain" can barely keep up! This is some good shit!!!

Until today, pathetic Farmer Brooke has been using DIAL-UP INTERNET to manage a business, a farm, a city-wide composting program, and an endless list of other (high speed internet worthy) tasks such as free-lance writing and photography.  What the f&%$???  I know it's what century do I live in!!...BUT when you're POOR you cut freakin' corners wherever you can.  Let me put it to you this way - When you're "po" you flush the toilet every other time you use the bathroom.  When you're "po" you keep the heat at 55 degrees and wear two pairs of socks to bed.  When you're "po" you re-use the oil in the skillet three times before washing it.  AND FINALLY, when you're "po" you subscribe to (god forsaken) dial-up internet connection!!!  Ha!

Anyway (dial-up internet connection aside) being poor aint so bad.  I grew up in an upper middle-class family and it taught me that people often have A LOT more than they need.  It makes them wasteful and causes them to take things for granted.  When I became a farmer, I learned to live with very few "bells & whistles" and learned to make due with good ol' fashioned DIRT.  And now...look at me!!...movin' up in the world with high-speed-internet!!!  I sure as heck won't take this for granted.  What a trip.  Whew wee!!  What do you suppose is next?  A flat-screen TV??  Heck no!!!  I don't even have a TV, let alone a flat-screen.  Besides, who needs a TV when you've got CHICKENS!

Okay, Okay....enough socioeconomic "jive" talk.  The one thing I know to be true is this: whether you are rich or poor -  ALL of us can get down on some GRUB...meaning utterly delicious, totally righteous REAL FOOD.  We'll have that for you (and more) this Friday at the BADSEED *Winter* Farmers' Market.  Join the Food Revolution from 4-8 PM and quench your local-organic desires with homegrown artisan delights.  

FYI - for all you "po" folk like me - WE DOUBLE FOOD STAMPS with the Beans & Greens Program.  Eat up!  


(Baby Percy and I will be taking this one!!)

Herbal Healthcare for Babies & Children

Learn how to safely & effectively provide & administer natural remedies for the common woes from birth through childhood.
Topics covered range from teething/toothaches, colds/congestion, colic, stomachaches/stomach flu, fevers, optimal nourishment and BEYOND!
Class includes demos on how to make herbal infusions and personal experience tricks on how to provide herbal remedies to babies & children in a pleasant way.  You will receive an herbal treat to get your family started.
Workshop will be lead by a trained, practiced, and professional community herbalist who has raised her children without the use of allopathic (synthetic) medicines.
Locally-grown, locally-processed tinctures and handcrafted, organic tea blends discussed in class will be available at a discounted price.
JANUARY 21 in lawrence, KS
Call/email amy (a) subrosasanctuary . com with questions, to register, and for directions.



A project of BADSEED - Brooke Salvaggio & Daniel Heryer
5500 Bennington Ave., Kansas City, MO 64129
Welcome to URBAVORE - an off-grid, diversified, urban farmstead in the heart of KCMO. Born in 2011, URBAVORE is working towards the creation of an “edible oasis” that brings organic growth, sustainable life, and creative solutions to a city neighborhood.  We grow an extensive variety of heirloom vegetables noted for their unique appearance and extraordinary flavor, as well as an array of culinary/medicinal herbs and edible flowers. URBAVORE is a non-certified, beyond organic operation dedicated to respecting both the health of the individual and the environment. It is our aim to build community and collective consciousness through the universal pleasure that comes from eating good food.
*Locally-grown, locally-milled Artisan Flour (

Herb'n Gardener
Lew Edmister
17th and Belleview, Kansas City, MO 64108
For the “meanest greens” in town, check out Lew's gourmet selection of urban-grown goodies.  He grows a mouthwatering array of  lettuces, spicy mustards, arugula, and gourmet salad mixes on KC’s west side. Other tasty morsels include heirloom tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, okra, and filet beans.  New For 2011 -RUSTIC BREAD straight from Lew’s hand-built wood-fired oven.  YUM!
From the lips of Lew -
" i started jonesing for arugula last night and solved that craving by simply cutting a salad bowlful, making a tasty vinegrette, slicing an avocado and chowing down.  it's JANUARY for crying out loud!  if i could only grow those damned avocados, i'd never have to go to the grocery.
this friday i'm bringing all the arugula i can cut and  a load of curly kale that's still growing and looking like a curly topiairy tree - along with plenty of mouth-watering sourdough bread from my wonderful wood-fired earthen oven.
don't forget that DOLE is a four-letter word!

Avery's Produce of Hoyland Farm
Avery Lominska
North of Lawrence
Street-musician turned farmer, Avery Lominska, will be carrying on his father's legacy with an UNBELIEVABLE selection of homegrown goodness.  
Avery's father, Bob Lominska, is a regular "rockstar" in the organic growing scene.  He's been plowing the way for over 30 years.  He's an encyclopedia of (dirt-filled) knowledge and an inspiration to his son who has boldly followed in his footsteps.  At 31 years old, Avery has been a full-time farmer for 7 years!  Take a bite out of a strong family tradition this Friday!!
*Shitake Mushrooms from Wakarusa Farms
*Organic Tofu From Central Soyfoods
*Sweet Potatoes
*Bok Choy & Tot Soi
*Swiss Chard
*Mustard Greens
*Nappa Cabbage

Western Hills Produce
Alice & Marvin Huenefeld
Wellington, MO


Alice is famous for her utterly delicious baked goods made from homegrown, hand-milled whole wheat flour.  Her tasty breads, cakes, cookies, and muffins are complimented by an assortment of jams, jellies, pickles, and relishes all made from ingredients sustainably grown on the farm.  Marvin adds his own touch with one of a kind wood-turned items handcrafted with the utmost care and creativity.  Products can be found during the regular growing season at the Westport Farmers' Market.  
*Farm Fresh Brown Eggs
*Wholesome Baked Breads
*Sweet Treats
*Canned Goods
*Wood-turned items by Marvin

Parker Farms All-Natural Meats
Tom & Paula Parker
Richmond, MO
"We produce all-natural gourmet beef, lamb, pork, poultry, and eggs.  All of our beef and lamb is 100% grassfed. They are never fed any grain, animal by products, antibiotics, or injected with growth hormones. We have been practicing Management Intensive Grazing since 1997. It is our goal to care for all of the livestock that we have been blessed with, in as natural and humane a manner as we can.  Our chickens for meat and eggs are also raised on pasture with green grass under their feet as much as the weather in this part of the world allows.  Our hogs are fed grain, but do live outdoors with dirt under their feet.  We do not use any petroleum based pesticides or fertilizers on our pastures. We believe that healthy people, and healthy animals start with healthy plants and a healthy, biologically active, soil community.  Our meats are available at the BADSEED Market or through our Community Supported Agriculture shares."
**The Parkers will be absent this week BUT Kim Wells will have BEEF and Barham Cattle Co. will have EGGS!!!  Look for the Parkers NEXT Friday.

Wells Family Farm
Kim & Steve Wells
King City, MO
Our Grass Fed Operation has proven time and again that quality, taste, and tenderness take a dedicated plan.  Not only the processing aging, but the types of feed our animals consume are of vital importance.  We inter seed our pastures and hay fields with additional varieties of grasses and legumes each year.  We also learn from our neighbors and contacts of many new veggies that are wonderful forage. learning all we can to create a superior product.
*Certified Organic Grass-fed Beef

Rocky Creek Valley Farms
Elizabeth & Gary
Rayville, MO
 Lizzy is an herbalist turned farmer who cultivates glorious acreage north of Richmond, MO.  Lizzy's diversified farmstead includes organic vegetable & herb production, free-range laying hens, and dairy goats.  Lizzy also offers classes in sustainable gardening and herbalism.  Check out her website to learn more!!
*Herbal Teas
*Healing Salves
*Herbal Tinctures
*Free-Range Eggs
New Traditionalist - Artisan Bread
Chris Glenn
Kansas City, MO
Chris produces old-world, rustic loaves from the finest locally-grown and milled flour on the market.   His breads are made from a sour-dough "starter", lovingly kneaded, and baked to perfection in a wood-fired oven.  Flour and water never tasted so good!    
*Whole Wheat Loaves
*Country Loaves

Barham Cattle Co.
Kenny Barham
Kearney, MO
Kenny specializes in naturally-raised Angus Beef.  He also has free-range laying hens that produce luscious farm-fresh eggs.  Catch him from time to time at the BADSEED or every Saturday during the regular growing season at the Liberty Farmers Market.

Hippie Chow Granola
Lexie Johnson
Suburban Kansas City
Small-scale producer of high-quality, high-character natural foods. Our gourmet granola is handcrafted in small-batches with 100% natural ingredients including organic Kansas oats and local wildflower honey. Peace. Love. Granola.
*Original Mix
*Cafe Blend
*Chai Spice
*Peanut Butter Banana
*Mocha Hazelnut

Oddly Correct Coffee Roasters
Kansas City, Missouri
"Serving the nano coffee needs of the believers in a nano consumer lifestyle"
*Micro-Roasted Coffee by the bag and by the cup

John & Sandy
Mission, KS
John & Sandy's hand-crafted, organic body products are petroleum and chemical free and will not pollute the planet or irritate your skin!  Furthermore, they are luxurious and fragrant and oooh soooo wonderful.  They have the mother-load of offerings including tooth paste, dish soap, and detergent!!!...(not to mention your more typical health and beauty products).  Lather up and feel good!!!
Body Scrubs, Bar Soaps, Facial Sprays, Detergent, Toothpaste, Deodorant, and a whole lot more!!

Other organic products include:

Certified Organic Flour from Heartland Mill

LIVE  NUDE  VEGETABLES!! and other organic delights...


Yours Truly,
-farmer and MILK mistress of the BADSEED

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